Monday, November 3, 2025

Geelong Cats victory song heard on classical music radio station "Carmen Suite: Toreador SONG"


Here's something so esoteric it really doesn't deserve to be posted on social media but I'm not letting that stop me. While running errands this morning, on Kansas Public Radio I heard "Carmen Suite: Toreador Song" played on marimba. Starting at 0:58 seconds it sounded really familiar. It dawned on me this is the tune to the victory song of the Geelong Cats of the Australian Football League, "We Are Geelong". Most of the teams in the AFL that originated in the State of Victoria began in the late 1800s. Their victory songs are inspired by music of that era including classical pieces, the British music hall, and World War One fighting songs. This was the first time I've ever heard an Australian rules football victory song played on a classical music radio station! 

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEyNU5w9oZA&list=OLAK5uy_mY1hk65SPOqYNsh4ys1BuXKnbw98US9ns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0aAVLQXpZ0&list=OLAK5uy_lLQ9tdo21qLcQfpyR0syCQeMMOURcyuQo&index=7

 

Sunday, January 5, 2025

The Morells "You're Gonna Hurt Yourself" album needs a second pressing. You can help. Please read.


UPDATE: Back in print late 2025 and it's GREAT!! Available from: < jerker@soundasleeprecords.com >

 

The Morells were a great rock 'n' roll band in the 1980s and 1990s and were from Springfield, Missouri. They also performed and recorded as The Skeletons.

Honestly, if you liked the Morells in the 1980s and 1990s and loved their LP "Shake and Push" we are sure to love "You're Gonna Hurt Yourself". This 2024 compilation CD has twenty-two tracks of previously unreleased recordings made shortly after "Shake and Push" plus a few of D. Clinton Thompson's 45s from that same period. The Sound Asleep label has expressed interest in making a second pressing after the first pressing sold out in less than two months. Please do two things: (1) sign my petition to urge Sound Asleep Records to get this album back in print, AND (2) send a Facebook PM or email to Mr. Jerker Emanuelson at Sound Asleep pledging to order a copy if and when the album becomes available again. Once we get past fifty signatures on this petition it will be forwarded to Mr. Emanuelson. Once you sign this petition, or if you have already, please forward it to friends you think would be interested.
email: < jerker@soundasleeprecords.com >

Friday, June 28, 2024

My Son's Interest in My Favorite Music

My youngest son asked:

Dad & Bro,

If you had a list of 5-10 albums from your life that you thought I should listen to (front to back), what would they be?

- Alex
 
Alex:

Thank you for asking.

I can't narrow this list down from the twenty-four albums listed here. Down to ten is just impossible. This list is really down to the barest essentials.

 I can't judge recorded music by technical virtuosity because I don't read sheet music and I don't play instruments. My criteria for my absolute favorite artists, albums, or even individual songs is based on my visceral responses.

The Muse: "In ancient Greek religion and mythology, the Muses are the inspirational goddesses of literature, science, and the arts." The Muse is thought of as some sort of spiritual source of inspiration. Musicians will sometimes say they "call upon the Muse" for inspiration when composing or for a higher level of skill when singing or playing an instrument. On rare occasions I will hear an artist or band, an individual performance (a single) or a group of performances (an album or an even larger body of work) that to me sounds like some higher threshold is reached that seems to "touch the Muse" or come into contact with some higher force than what mere talent can offer. Once I hear that almost otherworldly excellence, I will hear it thereafter every time I hear that recording. It always remains there for me. It must feel like hitting a home run in baseball or winning a race, that moment of recognition.

In this list of albums I hear what sounds to me like that feeling of the Muse has been summoned and achieved. Technical virtuosity is not required. Roy Orbison or Patsy Cline had voices they could control perfectly that soar to the Heavens. Gut bucket blues musicians playing an electric guitar can sound like a old pickup truck that has trouble starting on a cold morning (Hound Dog Taylor, Muddy Waters, Elmore James). When it comes to lesser skilled musicians it is fun to listen to music that resembles following a drunk driver who looks like he has trouble keeping his car on the road. It sounds like a train wreck about to happen or a tightrope walker about to fall. That tension creates fun for me as a listener.

On this list, the Beatles receive short shrift and I feel bad about it. They produced a body of work that deserves examination from start to ending. They reinvented themselves almost annually in ways I have never seen or heard before. Even though none of them were individually great guitar players, those four guys together created a musical synergy that I can't compare to anything I have ever seen or heard. They remain peerless.

Not on this list but whom would be if I doubled it would include Chuck Berry, Bo Diddley, Little Richard, Howlin' Wolf, Little Walter, Sonny Boy Williamson, Big Walter Horton, Robert Johnson, Lonnie Johnson, Big Joe Turner, Elvis Presley especially with Scotty Moore, Buddy Holly and the Crickets, the Everly Brothers, Wanda Jackson, Jerry Lee Lewis, the Coasters, the Marcels, Hank Ballard and the Midnighters, the "5" Royales, Lonnie Mack, Johnny Kidd and the Pirates, Travis Wammack, the Trashmen, the Yardbirds, Eric Burdon and the Animals, Solomon Burke, Otis Redding, Etta James, Arthur Conley, Sam and Dave, O. V. Wright, Hank Williams SENIOR, Johnny Cash, George Jones, Buck Owens and the Buckeroos, Speedy West and Jimmy Bryant, Moon Mullican, Marvin Rainwater, the Cramps, Deke Dickerson, and Big Sandy and His Fly-Rite Boys.



For some reason I have not yet figured out, most new musicians I have discovered are women. Have I changed or have the young ladies become tougher as musicians? First Aid Kit, Courtney Barnett, Band-Maid, Shannon and the Claims, the Mona Lisa Twins, Babymetal,.

Having said all that here, then, is the list you asked for:
 
 
 
Beatles A Hard Day’s Night motion picture soundtrack
Beatles Help motion picture soundtrack
Blasters Self-titled 2nd album, rockabilly
Cream Fresh deluxe edition of 1st album
Dale, Dick King of the Surf Guitar compilation on the Rhino label
First Aid Kit The Lions Roar deluxe edition
Hendrix, Jimi, Experience Are You Experienced? first album
Iron Butterfly In-a-Gadda-Da-Vida popularized LONG songs
It’s a Beautiful Day self titled first album
James, Elmore One Way Out many similar compilation exist
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King first album
King, Albert Blues At Sunrise live at Montreaux, Switzerland Jazz Festival
Littlejohn, Johnny Chicago Blues Stars boozy Chicago blues
Morells Shake and Push rock 'n' roll
Orbison, Roy All-Time Greatest Hits of… compilation on Monument label
Patsy Cline 12 Greatest Hits compilation on MCA label
Quicksilver Messenger Service Happy Trails second album, live and studio recordings seamlessly blended
Self, Ronnie Bop-a-Lena rockabilly at its most extreme
Shannon, Del Greatest Hits compilation on the Rhino label
Taylor, Hound Dog & the Houserockers self titled first album
Vincent, Gene & the Blue Caps self titled second album
Waters, Muddy Fathers and Sons one each studio & live album
Weather Report Mysterious Traveler 4th album, superb example of 1970s jazz-rock-fusion
Wray, Link Rumble: the Best of Link Wray compilation on the Rhino label
 

Sunday, February 4, 2024

My Twentieth Anniversary of Having Ménière's Disease

 

Today, February 4, 2024, marks the twentieth anniversary of me having daily symptoms of Ménière's Disease, which is an inner ear disorder that causes dizziness, vertigo, and balance disorders. It was on the morning of February 4, 2004, when I got out of bed and noticed I felt dizzy and that it was not going away the way brief dizziness does, for instance, after falling down. Clearly, the dizziness was coming out of my left ear and I could feel it running up and down the left side of my body and not the right side. Imagine a localized sense of dizziness that does not affect your entire body. That might be hard to imagine! Twenty years later, I still feel the same way. Doctors at Topeka Ear, Nose, & Throat and Tallgrass Balance, Hearing & Physical Therapy diagnosed me about a year apart during 2004 and 2005 as having Ménière's Disease. On this post I am resisting the urge to describe the chapters in this twenty year journey. Instead, in the following paragraphs I will describe something I very rarely see in print: there are different KINDS of dizziness. Let me describe what I have learned and experienced and why I consider myself luckier that other sufferers of Ménière's Disease and the related Benign Paroxysmal Positional Vertigo (BPPV). If you are bored at this point, you may stop reading, since I realize many people fortunately will never be affected or know anyone who will.
 
Dizziness and balance is controlled by an organ in both of your ears. Illustrations show the Semi-Circular Canals of the inner ear, three circular-shaped tubes, attached to a bone. That organ is located above the Cochlea, a separate organ, shaped like a spiral, that controls the sense of hearing. Both are terribly important. Both are sealed in solid bone that are, surgically, not easy to reach. Each of these two organs have a dedicated nerve stem that reach the brain, sending their respective sets of information.
 
Of those three circular shaped tubes described above, the TOP one points generally upward from the bone to which it is attached. If a person's dizziness makes them feel like they are falling forward or backwards, likely it is THIS tube that is malfunctioning.
 
Similarly, if a person feels like they are falling to the left or right, it is likely the MIDDLE tube is malfunctioning It generally points outward at about forty-five degrees. 
 
If the sufferer feels like they are shifting horizontally to the right or left or both at the same the likely affected tube is the BOTTOM one, which points generally at ninety degrees outward from the bone. It is THIS kind of dizziness that I experience ALL the time. Some random head or eye movements will cause a momentary spike in my dizziness which will settle down in a minute, down to my normal level of dizziness.
 
My guess is that if a person had to pick the least dangerous of the three positional forms of dizziness described above, in order to minimize the risk of falling, the best one would be the third one. You may be miserably dizzy, but this type of dizziness would least likely make one feel like that they are BEING PULLED DOWNWARD. It is for this reason that I feel at least a little bit lucky, given the circumstances.
 
Another point about different kinds of dizziness:
 
It is common for people feeling dizzy to have the condition exacerbated by motion, such as riding in a vehicle, aircraft, boat, or bicycle. This type of dizziness often causes nausea, up to the point of vomiting, best known as motion sickness. Fortunately, I do not have this kind of dizziness. In fact I have the opposite. My experience is that driving or riding in a vehicle or an aircraft actually MASKS my sense of dizziness to a notable degree. My dizziness is more acutely felt when sitting still and quietly. I have no trouble going to or staying asleep. But when I get up in the morning I feel very dizzy and almost always remain so until the early afternoon. My head then clears up some by then. 
 
There is more to share but this essay is probably more than enough. The last thing I want is for anyone to be frightened by the descriptions of this particular condition. But Ménière's Disease is real with no known cure and very few effective treatments. 
 
One last thing: I gave up bicycle riding and amusement park rides twenty years ago!

Wednesday, August 23, 2023

Universal Tape Vault Fire and its Continuing Revelations

 
On Sunday, June 1, 2008, a fire erupted at the tape vault at Universal Studios in Hollywood. Universal's record division was on its way to becoming the largest record label in the U.S. Universal was already a huge and storied record company dating back to 78rpm records, released under brand names Decca, Coral, Brunswick, Vocalion, Kapp, Uni, & MCA. Add to that the numerous labels that Universal had acquired like Chess and ABC (ABC itself had acquired several great vintage r&b labels before leaving the record business in 1979, all of which was acquired by Universal.). News of the fire in 2008 was brief, short on detail, and quickly removed from the news cycle. 
 
In 2019, eleven years after the fire, the New York Times Magazine published a heartbreaking article about what was thought to have been destroyed. To record collections and fans of vintage rock 'n' roll and rhythm 'n' blues, the initial news in 2008 and the Times article was nearly as shocking as the bombing of Japan in World War 2. 
 
On August 9, 2023, a website called Tracking Angle posted a video on YouTube nearly one hour and forty-five minutes in length of a tour of Universal Record's tape vault near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The startling point made in this video and the accompanying article is that the warehouse that caught fire was in the process of being emptied and its contents being transferred to Pittsburgh. Further, the author asserts that among those master tapes lost in the fire, first generation copies of many were safely stored by Universal Music at facilities elsewhere, such as Germany. Earlier reports suggested there were no duplicates anywhere, which I doubted, considering how many reissues and compilation albums by vintage artists are released in the European countries and Great Britain. 
 
So, if you are interested in this process of reissuing vintage recordings on CDs and records (physical formats), I am sharing links to the video and relevant articles.
 

 

Tuesday, April 11, 2023

The Five Australian Football League games I attended.

This is likely of importance to very few people but it is something I think about every day. I am a fan of Australian rules football. It is my favorite sport. My fellow Americans are largely unaware that Australian rules football exists. It is neither American "grid iron" football, soccer, or rugby. It is a unique "code" of football. It is hugely popular in Australia where the sport has been played since the 1850s. 

In 2013 my wife and I had a wonderful trip to Japan and Australia. Our youngest son and family were stationed in Japan in the U.S. Air Force for three years. We visited them for six days, then spent six days in Australia, then four more days in Japan before returning to the U.S. 

While in Australia, we attended all five Australian Football League games held in Melbourne, Victoria, during the first weekend of August. Of the ten teams playing in Melbourne that round, nine of them are teams I like or at least respect. Those were among the happiest days of my life. 

On Friday we took the guided tour of the Melbourne Cricket Ground (the MCG), an outdoor stadium that seats one hundred thousand people. Aussie rules football is played during Winter and cricket during Summer, so stadiums like this nationwide are in use year round. Friday evening we saw the North Melbourne Kangaroos beat the Geelong Cats at the Docklands, a stadium with a retractable roof that seats 55,000 people. The coaches of both teams were twins! 

On Saturday afternoon we saw the Richmond Tigers beat the Hawthorn Hawks at the MCG. Saturday evening we saw the Fremantle Dockers beat the Carlton Blues, again at the Docklands. The Dockers would play their first Grand Final (the Super Bowl equivalent) later that year. 

See highlights of Carlton V Frementle:   

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIyOLFEI-5I

On Sunday, back to the Docklands again, we saw the Sydney Swans (that year's champions, which Aussies call "Premieres") beat the Western (Melbourne) Bulldogs. Then a quick commuter train ride to the MCG again to see the Collingwood Magpies (my favorite team) beat the Essendon Bombers for the second time that year, mostly under the lights after sunset.

See highlights of Collingwood Magpies V Essendon Bombers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21zFG10ajDw

That week, the Hawthorn Hawks were number one on the ladder, and the Geelong Cats were number two. In spite of the fact that both teams lost, they retained their ladder positions. The Grand Final that year, played in late September, pitted the Hawthorn Hawks versus the Fremantle Dockers. It would be the first of three in a row Grand Final wins for Hawthorn (2013, 2014, & 2015). 

The graphs seen here are screenshots from <  www.australianfootball.com >, a superb website, perhaps the best online resource that documents the games of Australian rules football played in its home country. Here, one can see which team members played at each game and how well they performed. Click on individual charts to enlarge.

 

 

















 


Tuesday, August 23, 2022

The Beatles 45 rpm picture sleeve on Tollie Records

Here's my story about the "Love Me Do"/"P.S. I Love You" picture sleeve on Tolie/VeeJay: I was eleven years old when the Beatles became a hit here in the U. S. I really wanted the "Love Me Do" 45 with the picture sleeve. So, one cold and rainy Saturday I had my mom drive me around to find the record. She sat in the car while I went into four stores and came out empty handed. Her patience had run out and wanted to know why I couldn't find the record. I confessed the stores had the record but in the plain sleeve, not the picture sleeve. (We didn't used standardized terms like "picture sleeve" back then.) She blew her top and told me to go back in the store and buy the record with the plain sleeve. That evening I made my own picture sleeve by cutting out the faces of each Beatle from a wrapper of Beatles bubble gum cards and glued them onto the sleeve. Not what I wanted but I had made a unique creation.



Friday, May 7, 2021

Tim Tams No Longer Exported to the United States, Well, that's over with now. Don't panic!

 
Update on September 8, 2021: All indications are that World Market stores in the U.S. are again well-stocked with original milk chocolate Tim Tams: https://www.worldmarket.com/search?store=store245&q=Tim%20Tam&lang=en_US
 
OLD NEWS but worth leaving here:
 
 This sucks so godawful bad. No more Tim Tams. G'day, mate my arse.

In late 2019 a private equity firm named Kohlberg Kravis Roberts (KKR) acquired Arnott's, the Australian company that has made Tim Tam chocolate cookies since 1964.

Prior to this Arnott's was owned by the Campbell Soup company here in the U. S. It is very common for successful Australian companies to be bought by bigger American companies giving them lines of credit, tech, manufacturing, marketing, and management resources.

Holden automobiles = General Motors
Smith chips = Frito-Lay
Network Ten = CBS
Woolworth's = Safeway
etc.

Campbells spun-off Arnott's to KKR.

Private equity firms are notorious for sucking their acquisitions dry of cash, then selling off the company and leaving the employees to fend for themselves.

So, what's new at Arnott's?

All exporting of products (including Tim Tams) has ended. Everywhere, including the U. S.

Arnott's, under direction of their corporate overlords, are now issuing complaints to the two biggest supermarket chains in Australia, Woolworth's and Coles, that they are being charged too much for shelf space in their stores. So, watch the big Tim Tam end caps in the cookie/biscuit isle like we saw at a Woolies in Melbourne to come to an end.

Tim Tams can be ordered from foreign third party sellers on Amazon. The prices are ridiculous and customer reviews report receiving damaged, melted goop. A risky option.
 
I have received email replies on this matter from Arnott's (who were reluctant to say much), World Market (probably the most reliable U. S. retailer for Tim Tams), and Keebler, who were the U. S. distributor (owned by Campbell's).
 
For me, this means no more Tim Tams, especially during the AFL Grand Final in September.

Even Boris Johnson loves Tim Tams

Chronology of Arnott's takeover

another change of ownership 

 Update on September 8, 2021: All indications are that World Market stores in the U.S. are again well-stocked with original milk chocolate Tim Tams: https://www.worldmarket.com/search?q=Tim+Tam&search-button=&lang=en_US

Friday, February 28, 2020

A Golden Era of Broadcasting Lost To Reusable Tape

I've been heartbroken by this for years. When videotape started being used in 1958 it quickly became a popular means of prerecording television programs that previously were usually broadcast live. Using videotape, it eliminated the process of developing film, if used. It allowed post-production editing which made stage programs end on time and eliminate missed cues by actors/personalities, cameras, microphones, & lights. It also allowed recording programs at decent times of the day instead of any time the program was scheduled for broadcast. What turned out to be a problem was that videotape was reusable. So a lot of videotaped programs, especially throughout the 1960s, were erased and the videotape reels were reused. It was rarely thought that most programs would be of any interest in the future. The sale & rental of old programs for use on home video equipment hadn't even been thought of. So, the wide belief was that the TAPE ITSELF was more valuable than what was recorded on it. Perhaps the worst offender was BBC in the United Kingdom. Its budget was mostly from a tax rather than the sale of advertising spots so this network saved money where it could. What is doubly bad about this is that so many wonderful programs were aired on BBC. It was during years like these that this television & radio network built upon its stellar worldwide reputation which remains to this day. By the 1970s television & radio networks realized the value of maintaining archives for several reasons, one of which was for copyright purposes, for protecting their intellectual property. The following article explains the process of worldwide searches for programs thought to be lost.

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/wipe-out-when-the-bbc-kept-erasing-its-own-history?utm_source=pocket-newtab

Saturday, February 8, 2020

"Wrestling Polka" Theme Song

"The Wrestling Polka" was used as the theme song on some professional wrestling television programs during the 1950s & 1960s. I heard it throughout the 1960s on "Wrestling With Bob", later "Big 2 Wrestling" on television station KFEQ, later, KQTV, in St. Joseph, Missouri. But here is the 78rpm of "Wrestling Polka" by the Satisfiers, a five-member vocal group who sang backup on a lot of Perry Como records. It appears the song was originally recorded for use by the wrestling promotion in Chicago run by Fred Kohler in 1954.  How many other wrestling programs over the years used it I have no idea.  But I heard it throughout the decade. This television station in St. Joseph, Missouri, was ninety miles away and reception was never great, using our rooftop antenna to pull it in.  Even at the time, I thought "Wrestling Polka" was really corny but this was many years before any kind of rock music was heard on professional wrestling television programs.  A generational shift would be necessary before that would happen.  Still, "Wrestling Polka" was burned into my memory forever.  Hearing it again on this 78 rpm record after all these decades is a thrill. UPDATE: I now also have the 45rpm record! Listen here: 
https://www.flickr.com/photos/daddyodilly/49489944196/
 
UPDATE: I now have the 45 rpm, also.



Friday, October 25, 2019

Visit To the Everly Brothers Childhood Home in Shenandoah, Iowa

On Wednesday, October 23, 2019, Cindy & I drove 150 miles almost straight North to Shenandoah, Iowa, to see the childhood home of the Everly Brothers. We visited Shenandoah in 1987 at which time the one room house was still a private residence on the same lot as when the Everly family lived in it in the 1940s & 1950s. Our tour guide told us that the house was not originally on that lot but that it was one of a few one-room shacks on the side of town used as housing for railroad workers when repairing tracks in the area.  When the railroad no longer wanted the shacks a local person bought one and moved it to 6th Avenue where it stayed until 2006. Now, the restored house sits next door to the Greater Shenandoah Historical Society Museum. Inside the museum on display we saw lots of photographs, newspaper & magazine clippings related to the Everly Brothers (Don & Phil), their parents Ike & Margaret and the two radios stations where they sang and played guitars on live radio broadcasts on a daily basis.

Across the street is the Depot Deli, an old railroad passenger depot converted into a restaurant & bar.  The interior is a filled with lots of Everly Brothers memorabilia and other artifacts of the era.  The Depot Deli is owned and run by Bill Hillman, who has been the instigator of most/all of the local efforts made to acknowledge Shenandoah as the boyhood hometown of Don & Phil Everly. In 1986, Hillman and his crew brought the Everly Brothers back to Shenandoah to play an outdoor concert which attracted thousands of people including hundreds of people who lived there the same time as the Everly family.

The Everlys moved to Nashville, Tennessee, in the 1950s.  In a few years, Don & Phil were recording hits records that were heard on radio stations around the world like "Bye Bye Love", "Wake Up Little Suzie", "When Will I Be Loved", & "On the Wings of a Nightingale" (written for them by Paul McCartney).  They became among the biggest stars of first generation rock 'n' roll music.  Their hit records & concert tours continued into the 1970s at which point they had an acrimonious break up that lasted for ten years. Upon patching up their relationship they made fresh, contemporary music that retained the essence of their sound.  Today, Don Everly survives the passing of his younger brother Phil. (UPDATE: Both of the Everly Brothers have passed. Phil on January 3, 2014, Don on August 21, 2021.) The Everly Brothers still have millions of fans everywhere.

Cindy & I thank everyone in Shenandoah who made our day there pleasant.

Now here are the photographs I took, all with captions.  Feel free to share these photos--do with them whatever you like. https://www.flickr.com/photos/daddyodilly/albums/72157600861976127/page1

Wednesday, July 10, 2019

Frostie Root Beer

My Frostie root beer story: In the 1960s we never had Frostie in Kansas. Every year my parents and I would drive on the (newly built) interstate highways to Southern Indiana to visit the grandparents. Frostie was not available in Southern Indiana, either. On perhaps our first drive there I managed to buy a bottle at a gas station and discovered it was (back then) the best tasting root beer I'd ever had, every bit as good as A&W, which in those days was not available in bottles or cans. You could only get it at A&W drive-ins in frosted mugs. Frostie had a thick sweet taste and a foamy head which would just sit there on the top of my glass. I could eat it with a spoon. Hence, every time we traveled back to Indiana, I would plead with Dad to fill the car up at a station next to a grocery store so I could spend my allowance money on a couple of six packs (which I would space-out for about six months, usually drinking the final bottle on New Year's Eve). Anywhere in Illinois East of St. Louis grocery stores were likely to carry Frostie. Even the bottles were unique, slightly wider and thicker than other brands of soda with a a textured surface to mimic frost (just like those shown above). And what about the bearded character on the bottles, cartons, and promotional materials? No name that I am aware of. Santa Claus? Jack Frost? Old Man Winter? Or just Frostie?
Another thing, if you remember seeing Frostie in stores back then or look it up on eBay now, it becomes apparent that the Frostie company thought highly of back-lit clocks bearing the names and logo. Over the years Frostie made lots of different designs for clocks and thermometers for display at retailers. Like so many brands, Frostie has spent the last several decades caught in the corporate conglomerate vortex. It's availability remain elusive. In its current configuration, the Frostie name is put on several different flavors of soda. In spite of claims on the cartons that the original 1930s recipe is still used, I think Frostie root beer now tastes thin and watery. There is no foamy head anymore, just some momentary bubbles.
These days, I recommend Dang! as the best root beer, found at micro-brand soda boutiques that have proliferated in many parts of the country.





Tuesday, June 11, 2019

Definitive History of the Collingwood Magpies

In 2018, a Collingwood Magpie super-fan from Melbourne very generously sent me a copy of the book "Kill For Collingwood", which he described as the good, bad, and ugly history of the football club from its earliest origin through the time of the book's publication in 1985.  I was very surprised at this kind gesture.  My offer to pay, at least for the airmail postage, was politely declined. So, I made a donation to his favorite local charity* and informed him.

Author Richard Stremski is an American who moved to Australia to teach at La Trobe University.  His tenure at La Trobe included his research and writing of this book.  My friend says that the author is qualified as an unbiased perspective on the subject matter having not grown up in the culture of Australian rules football.  Still, Stremski digs deep into every source available to come up with this account of the origins and growth of the club.  Printed materials on the subject appear to be exhaustive and dozens of people from as many decades as possible are quoted at length.

Stremski stresses the point that Collingwood was a poor suburb of Melbourne from its beginnings. Australian suburbs like Collingwood were more like neighborhoods in the American sense, where a street marks the boundary between them and not at all far from the central business district.  Even in the 1880s there were civic disputes like where manufacturing and processing plants could dump waste. Personal transportation was very limited in those days so it was common for people to pretty-much stay in their own part of town.  A trip to the other side of Melbourne was considered a major excursion.

It was in this environment that the new, fast growing sport of Australian rules football had lots of local fans and many young men willing to play it either for fun or for local fame.

The circumstances of how the Collingwood Magpies came to exist may not be a whole lot different than that of other clubs, and the author really doesn't make comparisons.  I confess to not knowing the origins of competing clubs so I'm no expert.  Still, the Magpies, the players, the fans, the investors, and the organization's higher-ups seemed to never shake the feeling of sensitivity to their impoverished roots.  Competing clubs never stopped reminding them.  It was energy borne of this feeling to prove themselves that has been a source of inspiration to the club.  The author uses phrases like "most loved and the most hated team in Australia" (1) and "fanatical devotion or detestation" (2).  This quote encapsulates the story of the Magpies' early decades:

"Collingwood has been on the receiving end of this kind of animosity [from the Carlton Blues] for eighty years.  The extraordinary success of the Club generated this reaction.  By 1922 Collingwood had only missed the VFL finals twice, had competed in twelve of the 25 grand finals and had won five flags.  No team had competed in the finals or the grand final as often as Collingwood.  Only Fitzroy [the Lions] had won more premierships, and Fitzroy was beginning its long descent while Collingwood's golden years were just on the horizon.  The reason why other teams sought victory over Collingwood is obvious: the Magpies were the team to beat; they were the yardstick by which others could measure their own success." (3)

Structural growth of the club is also described year by year, including who stepped forward to manage and finance the club, the animosities and subterfuge between club leaders, the construction of ovals, the various permutations of seating and accommodations for spectators, the coaches, the players, and by the post World War 2 era, the sudden appearance of massive amounts of money pouring into sport as a whole including the Magpies.  As big business assumed club leadership, the Magpies' humble beginnings seemed to appear ever more distant but never forgotten.

As the book concludes, the Collingwood Magpies were experiencing an extended drought of Premierships.  The 1990 Grand Final was five years in the future and couldn't come fast enough.  The nickname "Colliwobbles" had become very old.

My thanks to Joffa Corfe for his gift of this informative book.  Rare book websites offer copies at prices too rich for my blood. I hope this was a spare copy of his.


1. R. Stremski, Kill for Collingwood, (Sydney, Allen & Unwin, 1986), back cover